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Stroke cardinal

John Paul I died after only 33 days in his papacy. He was just another stroke cardinal.
by Misereant March 11, 2009
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cardinal chunder

Noun. Taken from BBC's excellent historical comedy, 'Blackadder The Second'. One becomes Cardinal Chunder if one vomits copiously in response to alcohol.
'What's that noise in the bathroom?'
'Ceri has just become the first female Cardinal Chunder, due to Rob's poteen.'
by The Moai March 31, 2005
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cardinal

a "prince" of the Catholic Church; cardinals elect the pope. They are usually bishops. They wear scarlet dresses.
Are the St. Louis cardinals named after birds or the "princes" of the Catholic Church?
by ScottX October 22, 2006
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Losing Candidate Denial

The condition where people refuse to remove a bumper sticker that displays their losing Presidential Candidate choice.
Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of Losing Candidate Denial.
by renoryn January 6, 2009
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The Arizona Cardinals

The Arizona are a shit show and are the worst team it the NFL wouldn’t suggest being a fan of that horrible franchise.
The Arizona Cardinals lost to a 3rd string QB in week 16
by RorRorTheDinosaur January 3, 2021
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The Cardinal

The Cardinal is a majestic being. He is intangible, yet will take blow jobs from the most attractive of females. His title is riddled with irony as he is actually a bad-ass mother fucker and is often referred to as Cardinal Mad-Fuck. He has been known to take on the form of a Grizzly Bear at the week-ends so he can basically just wreck cunts.

Nick Cave based his songs "Stagger Lee" and "O'Malley's Bar" on The Cardinal.

The Cardinal hangs out at Club Trax. He wines and dines on only the finest food and drink (kebabs and barricks). He hangs with only the freshest niggas in the hood (The Hurricane, Spicey, Mr. Allen, The Young Fuck and co.). He has been known to indulge in a bit of recreational drug use and highly recommends Northern Lights weed.
I heard The Cardinal is gonna be here tonight...

That mad bastard? Get a pad-lock on your girl's minge, that boyo is always knee-deep in CLUNGE
by KneeDeep September 9, 2010
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Cracker Candidate

Someone who can eat crackers in your bed anytime.
by Gneissguy July 11, 2009
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