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candy apple

"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!
by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016
mugGet the candy applemug.

Candy apples

Yum yum I’m eating a candy apple Candy apples
by :):D:(cookie September 5, 2021
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candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples
My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night
by anonymous May 11, 2023
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When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.
“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”
by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022
mugGet the Bobbin’ for cotton candy applesmug.

Living Water Candy Apple

n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.
Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!
by P.O, E.S, E.L January 8, 2012
mugGet the Living Water Candy Applemug.

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