Canadian Moose

An extremely obese, home wrecking whore from Canada.

Did you see the Canadian Moose that dumbass cheated on his hot wife with?

by GlassButterfly June 1, 2015

Canadian Standoff

Occurs when two individuals cross paths and each politely suggests that the other may go first.

Man: Oh sorry
Woman: It's ok, go ahead
Man: After you.
Woman: I insist.
Man: Thank you.

A Canadian Standoff.

by adam12121212121212 March 20, 2010

Candace

Beautiful girl, shy except when she is with her really close friends. Trust me she is really nice and I feel sorry for you if you haven’t met one.

Candace is really beautiful and nice.

by Arkansas bb December 21, 2019

Canadian pashing

As an extension of regular 'pashing', Canadian pashing refers to the act of sticking ones fingers down the pants of another person during regular pashing, with the intent to sexually arouse and excite the other party. The term 'Canadian' is added to downplay this act as 'Canadians are too nice to do this'.

Perakn1: "Oh man, I pashed this bird hard last night at the club!"
Peraon2: "but have you given her a Canadian pashing yet??"

by SalModelEater February 1, 2013

Candad

The real name for Brazil. Commonly used by the highest intellectuals.

"Man, I want to go to Candad!"

by efesf June 15, 2019

whos candice?

A joke that dumbass's fall for

Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH

by bzk_001 June 7, 2021

The Candace Owens effect

A member of a marginalized community saying that the community isn't marginalized and/or deserve to be marginalized for personal gain

Person 1: Queers aren't oppressed, I have a gay friend who said they weren't
Person 2: that's just The Candace Owens effect

by Meckma October 6, 2021