Calum

Calum is the biggest cunt you will ever meet. He has the smallest penis. Infact it may be a fanny. He hangs around like a fly and tries to make people irrelevant
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it

Calum: To
Dude: Fuck off you smelly wanker. Go suck some dick

by Dickcheese faggot April 30, 2019

Calum

The name of a person who most of the time is an ass hole. Callum can be a nice person but you will likely find this is a facade

Snake

"Why is calum so mean?"
"Why are you surprised? his name is calum"

by Imanegg April 4, 2019

Calum

A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.

Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!

by Evo0 June 10, 2019

Calum

Calum. Calum is a simp and is attracted to girls called Sophie's with really blonde hair. He likes to call them highlighters cause he wants them up his arse hole.

Calum you simp

by Stephen price August 17, 2020

Calum

Calums are annoying and are a dumb species, usually found near the wild classes in the dangerous school, if you see a Calum, be sure to ask him the hardest math question to make him look dumb

Person 1: Calum what is 6x2
Calum: 69 billion

by PotatertotIsCool October 27, 2020

Calum

A bitch of a boy and likes the name Sally is annoying

Ugh he's annoying he's such a calum

by Ketamawn November 13, 2020

Calum

Perfect

Calum, he is perfect

by Melody Woodward December 12, 2020