captain-callahan

captain-callahan.tumblr.com is a blog run by a girl named gwen. Gwen is a perfect example of the 4 F's. ( fierce, flawless, fabulous, and fantastic) She is the queen of the New York Rangers which would make her Henrik Lundqvist's wife. Even Wayne Gretzky bows down to her. Gwen knows everything about the 1994 Rangers season and keyboard cat which makes her even more perf. I mean, just look at her posts. They are more then the bees knees (because we all know bees don't have knees) they are like the horses wings. Which was basically a reference to Taylor Hall's hair if you didn't catch that.

"Omg look at that captain-callahan blog. that girl is wonderful"

"Ikr. I heard when Gwen went to a game, Brandon Prust's overbite jaw dropped."

by gwenfan1 March 1, 2012

John Callahan

One of the best teachers you would ever have at Staten Island Technical High School. Pray to the Lord Buddha Allah Christ that you get him for your Russian teacher. Just don't sleep or be late for his class because it means смерть (death)!

Bob: You in tech right? Who do you have for Russian?
Jimmy: John Callahan
Bob: Lucky Bastard

by THEBESTMONKEYEATERALIVE251 November 28, 2023

gianna callahan

1. The act of being with more than one man in a month.
2. Saying you're a virgin, but are more open than a canyon.

1. You are such a Gianna Callahan

2. How big are you , A Gianna Callahan

by DarudeSandstorm5 December 15, 2015

callahaned

to be duped by someone in sales to buy something and verbally get the world promised to you.

Hey Team, we got a new client signed off on 1 firewall to be installed in 8 hours. oh btw, the client claims they also got 4 switches, 3 servers, a new backup system on top of it.... we got callahaned!!

by McLovesky January 17, 2022

Callahan

A shithole in Northern Florida with racist and homophobic republicans, who drive pick up trucks and flip off people of color. The children at the high school are demon spawns and clearly grew up here, so they pick up racist traits, and have horrible taste in music food.

Aw you live in Callahan. (Jacksonville resident)

Unfortunately. (Me)
Callahan is a town in NE Florida

by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022

Joey Callahan

An awesome, attractive youth minister. It also means to be the GOAT. He also typically makes really bad calls in games. A Joey Callahan is also typically super strong and buff.

Dude, he's definitely a Joey Callahan.

by RFBC Youth July 21, 2024

ava brader callahan

most beautiful and kind person to walk the planet earth. everyone needs an ava brader callahan. i don’t know what i would do without my little ava brader callahan

“oh wow the sky tonight is so ava brader callahan (beautiful)”

by makafert June 12, 2023