callum dales

a fat smelly nonce who plays apex and licks zane truemans boxers while he sleeps

callum dales is a smelly nonce

by a w1se man February 1, 2021

Calumet Shitty

A name by locals for Calumet City, Illinois

Let's go ova to Nigger Oaks in Calumet Shitty.

by John of Hammond October 4, 2006

Callum Keith Rennie

Canadian television and film actor who is best known for his roles as Stanley Raymond Kowalski in the TV series due South and as Billy Tallent in the cult mockumentary film Hard Core Logo. The majority of his (female) fans consider him eminently doable and many of them have a rather strange obsession with his hands. His recent work includes a number of large roles in small Canadian movies and small roles in larger Hollywood productions. The characters he portrays seem to die a lot. As Leoben Conoy in Battlestar Galactica he recently set Starbuck's heart a flutter as she killed him, a lot.

Callum Keith Rennie makes golf look sexy.

by Leela Smith December 14, 2008

Calum Hood

The extremely talented 15 year old singer/guitarist from aussie band 5 Seconds of Summer.

"What ethnicity is Calum Hood?"

"Nobody knows, but he sure is cute!"

by aybby October 4, 2012

dirty callum

To take cocaine of a girls pussy then fuck her all night

Did a dirty callum last night

by Dirty callum February 11, 2019

Calumny

Falsely accusing one, or making false statements such as to ruin the reputation of the person in question.

Slander, Character assassination, Defamation

It is a hobby of the media to spread calumny about celebrities.

by Hanasakurou May 23, 2016

calum

calums are usually a very sexy guy with a giant penis. usually fowl mouthed but lovely inside any woman lucky enough to have one is the luckiest person alive. he will make any woman feel like a queen. he has a great sense of humour and is very talented. he is also tall and handsome. so if you see a calum be sure to ask him out.

calum is amazing

by bigman18482592 June 19, 2019