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Dance floor Calibrator

A man of age that possesses the skill and determination to inspect and calibrate each corner of the dance floor various musical numbers.
by Comleo January 18, 2011
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Caliprick

Ass-kissing interlopers from California who move up to Washington State and take away jobs from Washington natives. Known for exchanging sexual favors for management positions, Usually found driving flashy SUVs and waving around flashier resumes, destroying the hopes and dreams of hard working local laborers of ever being promoted.
by Slave-boy May 13, 2005
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calibrate

by TMA_V12Viper February 22, 2003
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calirican

A person of Puerto Rican discent, born in California. Most of them have never been to the Island though, but pretend to know everything there is to know about their heritage. Caliricans also hate being mistaken for Mexicans.
Martinez is such a Calirican! I told him to go back to Mexico, but he got pissed and treatened to put a cap in my ass. I told him to shut his pie hole and get his US citizenship.
by El Gaillo March 26, 2005
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calibration

1) The process of comparing an instrument's output signal with reality. Instruments that measure solar energy tend to "drift", that is, their output signals do not mean the same thing from one time period to another. Because of this, they are periodically (annually or semi-annually) re-calibrated against more reliable instruments.

2) Adjusting a measuring instrument to make it accurate. The set of operations which establish, under specified conditions, the relationship between values indicated by a measuring instrument or measuring system and the corresponding values of a quantity realized by a reference standard.

3) The act of adjusting the color of one device relative to another, such as a monitor to a printer, or a scanner to a film recorder. Or, it may be the process of adjusting the color of one device to some established standard.
This radio needs some calibration.
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003
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Caliprick

Ass-kissing interlopers from California who move up to Washington State and take jobs away from Washington natives. Usually exchanging sexual favors for management positions, crushing the hopes and dreams of hard working local laborers of ever getting promoted ( an on going problem since 1988). Can be reconized by there flashy SUVs and flashier resumes.
Joel The Trone Warming Director
See: Flip Flop Fag
by Slave-boy May 13, 2005
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high calibre

A website where people argue constantly argue. The site was formed after some people argued with some other people and it went on from there.
A normal day on high calibre

Badboy4life: But you are a fat prick, I'm merely telling the truth.

Fragtank: And you're a holocaust denying nazi scumbag, but i don't mention that.
by Jordie512 April 25, 2006
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