California Sober

A form of Harm Reduction that utilizes only Marijuana and Plant Based Medicines. Hard Drugs, and Alcohol are excluded under California Sobriety. The California Sober community find success through Harm Reduction, Moderation, and Micro-Dosing.

Want to do some blow?

No thank you. I quit last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.

by Soberisdope April 1, 2021

caldo caldo

This term was orginated by a imatation of a turkey sound which goes "caldo, caldo, caldo, caldo!!"

This term is used when a person is confused or astonded at a question or statement that someone has said.

Maria! How do you know your alive?

response - Caldo Caldo?

Is the world really flat?

response - Caldo Caldo?

by E-Stylez April 9, 2007

California Buddy

-When a ounce is weighed to 30 grams rather than 28.35 grams

(1 ounce = 30 grams)

"The herb man just showed me some love and hooked it up with a California Buddy."

by Jamesheart October 24, 2018

California Sweet Stick

When you have a fruit-rollup on your dick and a girl gives you head.

-Antony

She gave me a California sweet stick yesterday.

by Bastasauce April 25, 2010

California Cuddling

A rotten and disgusting act done by mother (covered by a blanket) and father (belly button exposed) laying on beanbags and producing wet smacking sounds. It started on the west coast, but watch out, it’s spreading.

“Hey kids be quiet, don’t interrupt our California Cuddling!”

by RetroJaryon November 24, 2022

Robert California

An absolute legend in the show "The Office." He is the CEO of Dunder Mifflin with Sabre, and acquired his job after talking Jo Bennett, the former CEO out of her job. He can also be referred to as the "lizard king."

Dwight Schrute: "Have you talked to Robert California lately?"
Jim Halpert: "Oh, you mean the fucking lizard king? He's in the conference room."

by TimTheTurtle May 5, 2019

californicate

To fuck up or make like California

Many years ago there was a bumper sticker: "DON'T CALIFORNICATE COLORADO"

by andy1 May 30, 2006