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Calm Like A Bomb

adj. Used to describe someone who rarely gets angry (once or twice a year at most) but when they do it usually consists of them going apeshit or turning into bruce lee.
Not exactly healthy because it requires burrying anything that pisses you off until it explodes.
Some Guy: Dude does that kid ever get mad he just found out his girlfriend was screwing a fratbro?
Another Guy: Rarely but when he does its armageddon, dude is calm like a bomb. Never know whats gonna go down.
by MausMonkey June 13, 2010
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calm the fuck down

Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.
Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN
by apxcirrus September 12, 2013
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Calm ya passion

Exclamation used as an attempt at calming an apparently agitated, restless, anxious and generally worked up peer, who may or may not be having a disruptive influence those in his immediate surroundings.
PH: "The live server's gone down, the entire business is disrupted!"

JC: "Calm ya passion, calm ya passion!"
by Travvo April 22, 2009
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calm your lumps

Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."
Mom, calm your lumps!

Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!
by Woodyslumps December 29, 2016
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Sex Pistol Calmasq

A thing invented by the famous blockgame player Calmasq.
I will hit you with my sex pistol calmasq
by Fucki Yu May 25, 2020
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Calmly

To be calm in the act of doing something, whether it be lying, drawing, writing, checking the time, eating soup, performing a seance, dying of cancer, or murdering all your rivals in Yandere Simulator.
Ayano calmly stabbed Osana's neck with the ritual knife, and began dragging her corpse to the incinerator to burn the evidence.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 11, 2017
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Keep Calm and Carry On

A poster, made in 1939 by the British Ministry of Information to encouage the public to pull through the difficult times in World War II. Although millions of copies were printed, the poster was never really used, and the original designer is unknown.
In 2000 a copy was found in a second-hand bookshop, and, since the copyright had expired, the posters slogan was allowed to be printed on to all kinds of merchandise including copies of the poster, hoodies, mugs, doormats and cusions. As a result, the slogan became very popular and now represents the British attitude to tough and stressful times.
In the recession of the late 2000s, the Keep Calm and Carry On posters gained in popularity, especially among nurses and other professions affected.

As the bombs dropped, the British public sat in their makeshift Anderson shelters, making tea and keeping their spirits high, and continued life as usual.
by I eat fakes, and shit truth. February 19, 2011
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