Carey tavern

Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.

Hey bro, let’s pick up some Carey tavern strange!

by Barofregret August 5, 2018

Casey Heynes

A hero for the thousands of children and teenagers bullied everyday in the world. A kid who was overweight, but was otherwise the same as any other human being, and deserved the same respect any other human should received. However, he has been bullied for his entire school life and on a fateful day, he had enough. After being taunted and punched multiple times by a bully named Ritchard Gale (who is incredibly skinny), he rightfully snapped. He grabbed our fellow bully and here, and slammed Ritchard into the ground, breaking his shin and ankle. If he had landed on his head, the damage would had been fatal. The little PRICK was extremely LUCKY that didn't happen, and Casey is now a internet phenomenon after his act of self-defense. Sadly, Casey was suspended for four days for his act of self-defense, and Ritchard's parents are demanding an apology.

What a bunch of CRAP. Props to Casey Heynes, the justifiable.

Ritchard: Hah! Just another day of victimizing this fat kid, I've done it billions of time so today will be easy.

Casey Heynes: *Slams Ritchard on the ground* Justice is served.

by Vurdler April 2, 2011

Casey

the best person in the whole wide world. Super athletic, funny and big hearted. Casey is the first person you go to when you're sad. Casey will make you feel a whole lot better. You will never hate a casey.

Casey is the best.

by natttttyb October 18, 2018

Nicolas Cage

An actor who is physically unable to show restraint when accepting film roles. The quality of the role is reflected in the length of his hair. A neat haircut will surely garner some sort of critical recognition (e.g. Leaving Las Vegas, Lord Of War, Adaptation) One of the few actors in Hollywood to get incrementally worse with each role. Also, he has a tendency to appear in odd publications such as Serbian textbooks and Civil War photographs. He is possibly inhuman, inflicting generations of unsuspecting movie goers for generations to come.

"Nicolas Cage is the finest actor of our generation". -Nicolas Cage, Academy Award speech 1995.

"I'm just glad he was never in the Godfather". -Francis Ford Coppola

"He was an absolute pleasure to work with, truly an extraordinary talent". -The Mop from The Sorcerer's Apprentice

by UncleJessC July 27, 2012

Caged Pup

A extremely horny, but very sexually inexperienced, male or female.

Check her out yo!!!! She's hot.

Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.

Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Alycia Debnam-Carey

The reason I’m gay

Alycia debnam-Carey is the reason I’m gay

by maggiestarr July 3, 2021

Rusty Cage

A very, very talented and, Fucking Awesome YouTube Musician/Song Artist. He is most commonly-known for his Knife Game Songs (including the original that was written and made by him), which is kind of a bummer because aside from all the dangerous stunts and performances that he uploads like that, which a lot of people would consider stupid, dumb, and a bad influence (hopefully not a kid would say that), which makes sense, but no one seems to take the moment to check out and listen to his real music and song albums. Plus, a lot of his fan base is full of 7-12 year old immature kids that are obsessed with those Knife Game Songs. Also, with all the dark-humor he puts on his YouTube channel obviously gets the most popular and trending (Like the Noose Song, Knife Games, and other stupid humorous songs he made), which many 0% analytical people would immediately take as an “ignorant, cringy edge lord”, by first appearance, which, he not entirely is... And honestly, the whole reason I’m writing all this, he Deserves to be WAY more popular. Through his not-very-good childhood and depression, and all the instruments and musical equipment he has, and, Oh My God, the content of his videos are OutStanding (he went to College for videography/filmmaking or whatever you call it ). I really wish his songs could be heard on some of the mainstream radio stations or something. Anyway, this super underrated legend should really get more attention, so SubScribe to him, or at least check him out!

Some of Rusty Cage’s Best Real Music: Other Awesome Rusty Cage Content/Humorous Songs:
1. “The Lives of Flies” 1. “I Want Transparency” Parody on Second Channel: “Rusty Cage 2”
2. “When I’m Drinking Whiskey” || 2. The Blindfolded, Two-Hand, Halloween, Christmas, New and Final Knife Game Song
3. “What They Said” 3. “The Family Friendly Noose Song”
4. “Bone To Pick” 4. “The Knife Flip Song” and “The 2nd Knife Flip Song”
5. “I Wish I Had A Wish” 5. “Moving Like Hillary” and “Everyone I Don’t Like Is Literally Hitler” Lmfao!
6. “Requiem of the Crazies” 6. “The Cuss Word Song”. <—The best 30 seconds of your life!)
7. “The Bum Song” and “Spare A Dime” 7. “Draw My Life: Rusty Cage”
8. “A Mysterious Stranger”. and more... 8. Rusty Respond Videos..Especially: Rusty Responds #6 “Reading Mean Comments”

9. “Roasting Myself in Highschool”. And much more videos..

by SuperiorSteve64 November 4, 2019