Cloak Cackle

When a man in a dark black cloak comes up to you offers you candy and you accept. But there is a plot twist the candy is poisoned and it kills you. The man in the dark cloak comes back to your corpse and performs a more or less horrendous sexual act on your body.

Damn that girl looks like the cloak cackler ran into her.

by Cloak Cackler November 30, 2016

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

Cockney Wanker

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.

Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!

by Mike Read July 27, 2003

cackle

A group of three or more women from connecticut speaking simultaneously at varying volumes.

Damn, the cackle has gathered...

by cgrang May 6, 2014

crackne

Acne in one's butt crack, or ass in general. see BACKNE, RACKNE

Wash your greasy booty, or you're gonna get crackne.

by kungfoolio October 29, 2003

Cockney Rhyming Slang

A dialect replacing numerous words with phrases that rhyme with the desired outcome, e.g. Dog and Bone = Phone, Trouble and Strife = Wife, Horse and Carriage = Marrage.
Stems from an area in London.
See Also: rhyming slang

Anyway, I was going off to my Pope in Rome, when the old Trouble and Strife's only gone and left the Horse and Carriage and Cat and Mouse and left me a message next to the Dog and Bone on an Alexander the Great up the Apples and Pairs. She's gone of with another fella with a lot of Poppy Red. Made me so Hit List, you know? So I gos and gets meself a Pigs Ear. Not bothered really, just she dragged her huge Kingdom Come off with my Sue Rider!

by regs_ October 28, 2004

Cackbean

A cackbean is a visual representation of interesting events along a timeline. Cackbeans are used to show where in the time line an event occured.

Cackbeans made it into the mainstream when they started being used in visual computer interfaces like finance.google.com and webMethods Optimize.

According to the cackbean on this chart, our stocks were trending up at 3 PM.

by MattGreen November 21, 2006