caboose

the most retared person from RvB. the most extreme humer comes from his helmet.

Church: hey caboose are you getting all this?
caboose: i think so... that guy text isnt really a guy but is a robot and you are his boyfriend... so that makes you... a gay robot.
Church: thats right... im a gay robot.

Church: hey ill let you on a little secret. i actualy have a girl back home.
Tucker: ya girlfriend or wife?
church: no man, shes just my girlfriend. i was going to ask her to marry me but i got shiped out and.. well you know how it works.
tucker: so you going to ask her to marry you when you get back?
caboose: im not going to get married. my dad always said, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
Church: hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: no dude i think he called her a slut.
Church: ok heres the deal rookie, i can listin to you insult my girlfriend all day but as it turns out i have a better job for you to do. you see we have this general.
Tucker: ya the general.
church: that likes to come by and mke random inspections of the base and the first thing he wants to see is the flag. so what im going to have you do is go inside, far away from us and stand in attention next to the flag till he comes.
caboose: when will he get here?
tucker: we dont know it could be today, or it could be a week from now.
Caboose: so you want me to stand in attention for a week?
**skiping small talk**
Caboose: umm sir.
Church: what rookie.
caboose: sry about calling your girlfriend a slut.
Church: ROOKIE JUST GET IN THERE, GET IN THERE!!
tucker: he he he
Church: tucker are you laghing at me?
doughnut: um excuse me sirs.
Church DEAR GOD IN HEVEN ROOKIE, IF I TURN AROUND I CANT.. I CANT BE HELD RESPONSABLE FOR WHAT I AM GOING TO DO TO YOU.
Doughnut: what did i do?
Church: 1
doughnut: aww come on.
Church: 2
Doughnut: FINE.

by pvt. O'mally January 26, 2005

caboosed

When a man is walking in front of you and stops short, you run into him with your package.

I caboosed Ed yesterday when he stopped to tie his shoe.

by Captain Spanky August 14, 2006

Sloth caboose

When many attractive girls travel with one ugly one at the end; see Brain, sloth, or brain train.

"Oh man, looks like the brain train is rolling in, hopefully the sloth caboose gets knocked off."

by Rob Engle September 11, 2005

caboose noose

An asshole clench capable of strangling your dick to death.

I think that girls caboose noose the other night left a rash on my dick. I wanted to pull out, but she wouldn’t let me.

by sadinhoney July 10, 2018

Panama Caboose

An violent act in which the Cuban Necktie (Panama) is combined with a Cleveland Steamer (Caboose).

Carlos, spurred by his desire to quickly climb the ladder, decided to step it up a notch and take out a rival drug lord by giving him a Panama Caboose.

by cheesewheezy June 4, 2009

sloot caboose

An obese woman who follows her attractive friends around; will cockblock you unless you get a desperate (or devoted) friend to hop on it.

“You owe me, man. Take the sloot caboose.”

by maxpowerr May 8, 2017

dirty caboose

1) The last hit of cannabis in the one hitter. It’s not really a hit; it’s mostly ash.

2) Dirty ash at the end of a bong hit of weed.

3) The last remaining bit of very thin smoke after you’ve passed the pipe around the circle.

Dude! All you left me was the dirty caboose! Next time I want green!

by StonerCouple January 18, 2018