Calvin

A stalker and a paedophile.

Always carries a roll of duck-tape and a box of lock-pics.

If he puts on his hood on, run.

Person 1: "Did you see Calvin?"

Person 2:"Yeah but luckily his hood wasn't on"

Person 3:"I saw him raping David yesterday"

Calvin by MIHAJA January 15, 2020

Calvin

A godlike ramen cooker.

Wow, have you seen Calvin? His ramen is really good.

Calvin by paintingYourFaceRn October 14, 2018

calvin

literally the cutest human ever everyone should love him bc he’s literally the best don’t feel special the calvin reading this it wasn’t for you

look it’s calvin i wish i was like him

calvin by layla:(: April 30, 2020

Calvin

A guy who wholeheartedly loves Christa's with every ounce of his being

Gal#1: Damn look at that sexy mf over there!!!
Gal#2: oh him, that's Calvin, he belongs to that chic over there. She's Christa the sexy mother he is fucking.
Gal#1: they are soooooo lucky to have each other!!!

Calvin by Hanz Zarkov October 29, 2020

Calvin

A jew that supports any kind of people. He is such a caring France person

You know yesterday I met Calvin, he is a caring person

Calvin by Lolicornpop6969 November 2, 2020

Calvin

Calvin is of African, French, European, and American origin. Calvin means Extraordinary, Super; Funny, Smart, Strong, Intelligent, Wise, Loving, Loyal, Honorable, and Handsome. The nickname for Calvin is Val.

Calvin is the ultimate example of the perfect gentleman to all men.

Calvin by Val Zod-El February 9, 2022

Calvin

A comic character created by Bill Watterson who has a tiger for a best friend. He's super imaginative and invents crazy contraptions from cardboard boxes. He feels totally misunderstood at school and home, and often gets sent to the school psychiatrist for his outlandishly strange writing compositions. He is also the guy you see in the bumper stickers where something the person dislikes is getting peed on.

Frank: Dude, have you read Calvin and Hobbes? It's so cool!
Bill: No thanks man, that dark snowman humor creeps me out.

Calvin by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016