Cungus

A slang word for the male genitalia.

Girl 1 -"How was the date, did you fuck?" Girl 2 - "Good, we fucked but his cungus was small."

by Mr. Gut December 18, 2017

Cuntus Puntus

When a woman deceives a man, because she is nothing but a grade a whore. She kicks him to the curb hardcore.

British Man: Man, she really just gave you the cold shoulder, then out of her life.
German Man: Ya, she gave my zi old cuntus puntus!

by Phil D. Therstan April 23, 2010

Cunnass

When the words "cunt" and "ass" are merged together. Also when someone is being extremely ridiculous, ignorant, and/or stupid.

Dad: I wanna watch football!!

You: NO! I want to watch Full House!!

Dad: No, we're watching football, and that's final!

You: Pssh, you're being a cunnass...

by Ray_Jas007 June 18, 2011

Cunniscriptus

Blowing away a woman with your writing skills

Girl: Your writing skills are really blowing me away!
Guy: Cunniscriptus

by Jaffe Joffer January 23, 2015

Cunnuckery

Somebody who has committed the acts that are labeled under heinous, piggish, childish, betrayal

"Oh man let me tell you what, Harry was committing some seriously grade A Cunnuckery last night"

by Cunnuckery September 22, 2015

cunfused

when u dont no somtin DUH r u stupid

i am so cunfused (that is how u spell it trust me)

by My what ???????pseudonym November 29, 2018

Cunnasphyxiation

When your face is buried so deep in punani for so long you run out of air and die. Chances of dying from cunnasphyxiation increase when she's sat on your face and you're tied down thus limiting your body's reflex ability from shifting the bitch before you drown.

Guy 1 "Dude, I heard my sister helped you with your homework last night".

Guy 2 "Yeah, but she almost killed me by cunnasphyxiation".

by pridders December 6, 2020