oven cuddler

originated by my boy "skinflute" in Davis Ca. Oven Cuddler is in short, a "jew". Why a jew? Because back in the day in Hitler's concentration camps when the jews were burned in masses, they were all stuffed in giant ovens and all of them looked as if they were cuddling. Hence, the definition "oven cuddler"

Don't be an "oven cuddler" man. Pull out your wallet and pay for your part of the bill!!!

The reason he has no damn friends is because he's an "oven cuddler"

by Da Skrill June 23, 2006

Cuddlerape

Noun: What happens when you unwillingly cuddlecum all over. See also: Cuddlecumming.

Jason cuddleraped Jess while she was trying to watch tv in bed.

by Antrerio Villamonte January 12, 2010

cuddleationship

A relationship with the sole basis to cuddle. Nothing else is necessary. You and your partner cuddle without further benefits.

John would you like to be in a cuddleationship?

by Lionking55 May 12, 2019

cuddlerobot

cuddlerobot is a human being who is playing games and on discord 24/7

cuddlerobot does not want to cuddle men

Hey cuddlerobot let’s play some evade on roblox.

by cuddlerobot November 24, 2022

Faux-Cuddler

A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.

"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."

"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"

by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011

Keyboard Cuddler

Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper

So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine

by CJDustyMiner September 25, 2015

Coon cuddler

A female not of the African race, who enjoys being intimate with people whom are from Africa or descendent and have black skin.

Best friend: She was a good girl before she met Tyrone, she seems so dirty now that she became a coon cuddler.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018