Crispy

Another word for salty, used to people who are acting annoying and autistic.

Yo this guy is acting Crispy as fuck.

by FuckBoi12 July 14, 2015

Crispy

Something creepy or sketchy that happens when you are high.

That was so crispy when we saw those cops turn their lights on when we tried to hit the bowl.

by Budd Smoker February 10, 2009

crispies

Chunks of dried, white, gunk usually found in the corner peoples' eyesockets after sleeping.

Eugene is nice, but his crispies are straight out of control.

by Greg B. November 3, 2006

crispy

crunk (high and drunk) + tipsy, being tipsy while being high. a couple of shots and 5-6 hits of weed.

Person 1: yo man u coming over
Person 2: yeah for a little bit, i can only get crispy
Person 1: Why man we're all getting crunk?
Person 2: I have to go out later and take a couple more shots

by laurentyethagenius September 16, 2013

Crispy

90s Glaswegian slang for homosexual. poofter poof knob-jockeybuftyarse-bandit.

You wannae what? F*ck off you crispy motherf*cker!!!!

by Gargle the buckey April 25, 2020

Crispy

Something ugly, dumb, or gross.

Virginia's mom be crispy.

by Crispycrisp October 9, 2016

Crispy

When someone is being unnecessarily rude or extra or salty

Ugh Ephraim you're being so crispy, shut up

by Rebecca wein July 22, 2019