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craptasking

Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.
I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.
by saberthrow January 4, 2011
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Crilton

a horrifying insect demon that is found on videos in youtube, not many people know the exact name of the species but it is characterized but its scaley face and dark body.
I saw a video in which an insect demon appeared, it was most likely a crilton
by Fifimon May 11, 2018
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chiptunes

Music made using the built-in sound synthesizer or any number of devices including the Amiga, the Commodore64, the Gameboy and theNintendo. The resulting sound is lo-fi due to the synth being 8bit.

See chipmusic
I love the bleeps and bloops of chiptunes music.
by Xdugef May 24, 2005
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Craptastacle

Craptastical - (crap-tas-tee-cul) a combination of the words crap, fantastic and spectacle. It is used sarcastically in a negative way. It is generally used to describe a failed, tacky or highly distasteful event, affair or gathering.
OMG! her birthday party was truly a craptastacle affair
by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020
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craptastrophe

Any unexpected mess involving mass quantities of fecal matter.

A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.

Shoddy workmanship.
The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.

I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.

John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
by jen925 April 17, 2009
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criftah

a person who has no friends or is a jizz face. comenly used in villian territory. (:
friend1: hey you're a dick.
friend2: naaah i'll smoke your family you absolute criftah!
friend1: you crossed the line.
by elusive-chance January 11, 2010
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Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.
Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.
by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014
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