county brownie

a black person who grows up in the county not a city

sonja's kids are county brownies

by sonja sheldon April 18, 2008

county taco

A dish made out of ramen with very little broth and either white bread or flour tortillas (if you're lucky!) It comes from having been in L.A. County jail, where ramen is available and is often put into white bread saved over from dinner, as a taco... Often consumed in greater numbers by the less of fortunate...

Man: "Honey, are you gonna cook dinner...?"
Woman: "Yes dear, it's county taco night."
Man: "Not again!"
Woman: "Then get a better paying job!!!"

by Kannudo April 2, 2010

county vacation

Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.

Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?

Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.

by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022

County Mayo

A county on the west coast of Ireland. Considered by many to be the best county in Ireland,it has spawned some of the best and brightest people in the country like opposition party leader Enda Kenny,or famous radio DJ Ray Foley.
It is also far superior to most other counties in Ireland such as Leitrim,Roscommon,Tipperary,Kerry,Sligo and many,many others. Being one of the most beautiful places also,it has huge amounts of Americans who are "trying to find their long lost cousins" which the locals have learned to put up with.....

American: Excuse me,do you know Seamus O Day from County Mayo?

Local1: No I Know a Seamus O DEA though.....

American: Oh I see,where can I find him?

Local1: Ah jesus its easy... Right,what you'd want to be doin' is headin down out past Ballyspuds,then carry on out as far as Ballycabbage,take a right if you see a cow with three legs you've gone to far......there should be a house on the left....

American: And is that Seamus O Day?

Local1: No,but its a fella who might know where to find him..

American: Ok thank you sir.....

Local1: No bother good luck....

Local2: Who were they lookin' fer?

Local1: Not a fukin' clue.....

by meatndtwoveg45 July 10, 2009

county seat

The capital city of a county, from which the county's government operates, and where fairgrounds and regional offices of state agencies are frequently located.

Frisco fills the entire county of San Francisco, so it can't help but be the county seat.

by Downstrike October 23, 2005

county chick

Ghetto slang for a female who is receiving welfare or is on the county as it is colloquially known. The term itself is used in a derogatory fashion as it implies that a county chick will never become self-sufficient or employed and essentially depends on the government to subsidize the lifestyle of she and her multiple offspring.

"She's just a county chick, what did you expect?"

"Shanice had another baby and doesn't know who the dad is but it doesn't matter cause she's a county chick".

by Alicia S. January 7, 2009

County Music

Music sung by prisoners in the county jail. Typically country songs by Jonny Cash.

Ashlee missed that county music once she was sprung.

by fire0513fly June 3, 2009