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cougaraptor

incredibly voracious cougar who will track her prey for months before finally wearing him down in order to drain his nutsacks
watch out Babs is on the prowl, she'll have her talons in your plums yet my lad, she's a real cougaraptor
by Flatus Maximus May 20, 2010
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Straight Cougar

he is the epitome of all male-dom. he radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it's ordering a drink, reading a children's book, driving a badass set of wheels, or dealing with women. he's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back -and incredibly hawt.

this badass carves his own path. he wears, drives, drinks, watches, listens, loves, and lives whatever the hell way he chooses. things are done his way when he chooses, where he chooses -uninfluenced by fads or the mullet man. his badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. like his uber cool pink batmobile or his pwnsome pair of sunglasses.
Straight Cougar is the definition of badass compressed into a single person.
by crispinfreemanfangirl August 28, 2008
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Urban Cougar

An older woman, typically early thirties to mid-forties, who has abandoned traditional rules of romantic engagement and taken as her mission the seduction of as many game young men as she can possibly handle.
"Some Urban Cougar with a boob job tried to buy me a drink last night."
by briany smurf August 29, 2005
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cougared

To be jumped, lured or hit on by a cougar.
- Hey, I just got cougared at the museum!
- Sweet!
by facit May 28, 2009
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cougar tan

Function: noun
1 : the dark, leather-like quality of the chest/neck area of older woman who tan entirely too much
2 : the kind of tan you get when you accidentally get too much sun ONLY on your cleavage (as farmer tan is for arms-only tans)
Q: Hey sis, why is your chest so... uh... dark?
A: I was out working in the yard, but I had a long-sleeve v-neck on, so I ended up with a cougar tan.
by Nips Ahoy March 30, 2010
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Cougarginity

When a cougar deflowers virginity of a cub.
"My cougarginity was young and she was so old. She showed me the wilds of the forest and mountains like I've never seen before. I feel so violated yet so mature!"
by paesan0 April 7, 2010
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Cougarist

a young man who is ONLY interested in banging older women.
Omg! Can you believe Clayton is banging your Mom Linda? She's so old! What a cougarist!
by DaMook Richman May 6, 2013
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