Corn dog

Noun. Generally refers to a hot dog with foreskin; i.e., an uncircumcised hot dog, if you will.

Mariah: If you have a corn dog, I'm not sucking your dick.
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025

Corn Dog Tractor Pull

Corn Dog Tractor Pull: is a game used to help two people make a tough decision, like rock paper scissors, or a thumb war. The two contestants stand back to back with a single hot-dog forming a bridge between their persons with each end of the hot-dog inserted in a cornhole. The two then perform a tug of war for the hot dog and the person holding the hot dog in the end is victorious. in the event that the hot dog breaks in half the person with the most hot dog inside them wins.

Jimmy and Todd could not decide what movie the were going to rent from the video store. So Todd challenged Timmy to a 'Corn Dog Tractor Pull'

by RobbieFantastic December 17, 2010

Corn dog horse

More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.

Corn dog horses might just be the best conspiracy theory of the century to be honest.

by Corn dog horse May 29, 2020

Corn dog boner

When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.

Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!

by DrRobot October 22, 2015

Corn dog brother

A black man who does not identify with the classic black stereotypes.

Leroy is a republican who listens to country music, enjoys golfing on weekends and drives a Eco-friendly car. He is a corn dog brother.

by Big Wanda December 14, 2012

corn dog grass

Cat tail or "corn dog grass" is that long earth tone looking dildoe that grows in the swamps.

dude 1. Man I am hungry, we are stuck out in the cuts and don't have any food.

dude 2. Don't worry, there is a ton of corn dog grass that we can snack on out here.

by T.J. Dubz March 11, 2011

Corn Dog Heaven

Corn Dog Heaven is a place where the skies are blue and the grass is green. Corndogs are as plentiful as the generous sun's infinite rays that pour down on this glorious heavenly land. Visit Corn Dog Heaven. Go there now. All you need is your imagination and ten dollars for a 28 pack of Costco Corndogs. Indulge NOW!

Nolan had Rebecca pinned up against the wall. Things were getting hot and heavy. It was a match made in Corn Dog Heaven.

by saltyjohn December 9, 2008