coom 

i just coomed in your ass little ladd now go get me a cup of tea.
british^
Æ skal prute dæ langt in ræv hullet så det kommer ut munnen.
Nataniel^

just made a coom cake for your mom :)

coom by familydead?L October 3, 2022

coom 

coom

me:coom
u:coom?
me: COOM.

coom by Snippl,es October 26, 2022

coom 

to brush against gently

The duster coomed the counter

coom by anonymous December 11, 2023

COOM 

COOM could mean anything depending on the context you use it in.

hey ur a coomer! in this context coomer means annoying piece of shit

COOM by kingin92 May 1, 2024

Coom

A slang term meaning sick, unwell, or physically off. Used to describe someone who feels ill, weak, nauseous, or run-down, whether from an actual sickness, exhaustion, or just feeling terrible in general. It’s casual, blunt, and usually said in everyday conversation—not medical, just vibes. Context matters, but in this usage, "coom" strictly means someone is not feeling well.

"Mason has coom. I don't think he will be here tomorrow."

Coom by John Queed December 12, 2025

Coom

Cooperative Mode Doom I + II on Steam, a recent fad.

Guy 1: "Hey Guy 2, do you want to coom tonight?"
Guy 2: "Heheh bro, for sure."

Guy 3: "Get on, I'm cooming right now!"

Coom by $hrimpgang March 22, 2026

.coom 

.com inclusive of not ostensibly noticeably superfluous extras

Oh, but for .coom, arr

.coom by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009