A person in a position of power, who is extremely lazy and yet berates other
people for the same laziness. This person typically enjoys running down other
people to make his life seem somewhat relevant. He/she also lives at home with mom and has never been laid.
Car is usually filled with McDonald's wrappers and self pity.
Mikes mom told him to make sure he gets home from
work before the street lights come on. He said he might be
late because he had to
brother fuck someone first. Damn he's turned into a real cookie!