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console-itis

Describes a videogame ported to PC from a console system, or co-developed for both console and PC, that is percieved to suffer from the alleged shortcomings of console gaming.

Symptoms of console-itis include save points, low texture/graphical detail, poor or no mouse support, lack of gameplay depth, and limited configuration options.

Presumably, with consoles becoming more and more like PCs, console-itis will become less and less of an issue in the days and years to come in the future of the age of tomorrow.
There are too many examples to list. Just think of almost any console game ported to PC that you've played, and there's your example.
by Phlegatu August 13, 2005
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Console Peasant Syndrome

Console Peasant Syndrome by the medical definition CPS for short, a PC player that switch to console gaming for no logical reason, and or making up facts to support console gaming being better

Example (Chris with a one for an I)
Chris with a one for an i is console peasant and has Console Peasant Syndrome
by StatTrackLCD May 22, 2017
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Connolly

To have a connolly is to have a girlfriend on whatsapp but never actually see or touch her. Named after a school boy in rural Kwa-ZUlu Natal
He said he was in a serious relationship but it was just a Connolly
by HatchetHutch May 25, 2021
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center console

The dude that sits between two people and holds all their shit. This man literally can not live because he can't use his hands, because he's holding his friends shit. Sort of like third wheel, but you hold everyones shit.
I'm holding everyone's shit, I feel like the center console after a McDonalds drive thru
by SuperHeadHoncho June 21, 2014
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The Last Great Console

Chrono Tigger and FF3 sell at a f*ckin high price on Ebay.
by Ron Barr March 30, 2003
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connolly

an strong irish name and they stand up for what they believe in. they value their freindships, and the people around them. they know what they want in life and will stop at nothing to get it. usually hard headed, stubborn, and even arrogant sometimes.
whoa she is so successful, i think she's a connolly
by kamacoski July 26, 2011
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consoletards

A console gaming person whos idea of depth in
a game is twitching till thier thumbs fall off.

Coined by Yahtzee the star Game reviewer (as far as i know)
Brotherhood of steel is a rpg for consoletards.
by Mightytights May 7, 2008
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