Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.
Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.
by Zero-K April 28, 2006
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someone who sucks off their boss to get them to like them better.
a worker who warms up to a boss to get whatever they want from them.
someone who sucks off their boss to get them to like them better.
a worker who warms up to a boss to get whatever they want from them.
“look at that rich thot over there.” “yea, she’s the company cocksucker!” “i hate that woman!”
are you a company cocksucker?
are you a company cocksucker?
by ANTISOCIALISTKING1 December 26, 2020
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The use of unsanctioned (in addition to one's break) company time to take an extended bathroom break.
by Pinhedd July 14, 2009
Get the Company Timer mug.A game with average graphics, that brags to be the most realistic WW2 strategy game out there, but fails to deliver. It gives units unlimited ammunition, extreme health (or very low accuracy), And has bullets curving around corners.
Overall it is far over-hyped, and will never beat "Men of War" in realism.
Overall it is far over-hyped, and will never beat "Men of War" in realism.
Company of Heroes flaws, where Men of War (The MORE realistic strategy game) is more realistic.
Tanks take multiple *penetrating* shots to kill, and have a health bar.
One squad of 3 people can commando their way through an army, since superhumans exist. Right?
Poor fog of war system with no camouflage (other than for snipers)
Shows the war from only the view of Germany, USA and Britain (forget about the countries that contributed less, but it left out major countries such as Japan and the Soviet Union)
Tanks take multiple *penetrating* shots to kill, and have a health bar.
One squad of 3 people can commando their way through an army, since superhumans exist. Right?
Poor fog of war system with no camouflage (other than for snipers)
Shows the war from only the view of Germany, USA and Britain (forget about the countries that contributed less, but it left out major countries such as Japan and the Soviet Union)
by NuclearTerrorist March 5, 2010
Get the Company of Heroes mug.An amazing and revolutionary WWII rts game produced by Relic and published by THQ. The game (at time of writing) involves the Allies (Americans) vs. the Axis (Germans).
Company of Heroes features the Havok 3 physics engine, incredible graphics, a totally destructible environment, and highly realistic gameplay ( for example, tanks DONT die to rifle fire).
Company of heroes scored best of E3 three times (twice for 2005 once for 2006) and has been rated Editors Choice (96%)of PC gamer among other reviewers.
Company of Heroes features the Havok 3 physics engine, incredible graphics, a totally destructible environment, and highly realistic gameplay ( for example, tanks DONT die to rifle fire).
Company of heroes scored best of E3 three times (twice for 2005 once for 2006) and has been rated Editors Choice (96%)of PC gamer among other reviewers.
by Alcorr September 15, 2006
Get the Company of Heroes mug.Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).
by JB42 August 21, 2010
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"I don't feel like going out tonight, I was just going to mess about on my computer. But you can come over with your laptop and be my company cat"
by randompanda January 24, 2013
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