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carkle cockroach

A weak person, a coward, but one who survives many ordeals.
That guys a carkle cockroach, he just ran away from the fuzz when they came for him.
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cockadouche

A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...
I can't stand that Craig guy, he is such a cockadouche!!
by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017
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cacaroach

you got me dead 🤪 dead as a cocaroach alsoo follow @notdeadasacacaroach on tiktok šŸ˜šŸ‘
I’m alive but I’m dead .. dead as a cacaroach
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Cockroach

Why is it called a cockroach? Because its a dick and it flies in your face.
Ahhh its in my face!!!!!
What ?
The cockroach!!!
by NotCharne September 28, 2019
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Cockroach Factor

(n.) A term that describes the survivability of a person in any sort of accident.
It refers to the apparent knack that usually undesirable people of questionable social worth (alcoholics, drug addicts, gangsters, so on) have for surviving insane injuries or crashes. Conversely, it also describes the apparent fragility of those who do contribute remarkably to our society (organ donors, doctors, charitable people, so on).
A drunk driver can ram his car into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour and completely smash his car to smithereens with only minor injuries, cuz' of his high cockroach factor.

At the same time, if a doctor were to slip and fall in his/her bathroom, he/she may be in grave danger, because of his/her low cockroach factor.
by lesee June 9, 2009
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cockroach killer boots

Pointy edge cowboy boots usually made of a "skin" material (gator skin) ( Leather). Dominately worn as a western wear/Style
You see that Roach run in the corner ? Alfonso killed him easy with those pointy cockroach killer boots he always wears.
by Stoneform March 7, 2011
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pussy cockroach

a male out at a club or bar who, at the end of the evening and failing to hook up with a woman, hangs outside of the venue and begins following unattended women harassing them in a final, pathetic attempt to get some.
My girls and I were leaving the club when these pussy cockroaches tracked us through the parking lot tryin' ta holla at us.
by midshipmanx October 22, 2010
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