The cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll. The word is possibly derived from the folk custom of wiping one's ass on corn husks or corn cobs, though it is uncommon to perform this operation with a cardboard cob.
My kid needed cardboard tubes for her school craft project, so we used the cobs from our toilet paper rolls.
by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.
by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006

A roll of Toilet Paper.
Based on story of humans wiping with a corn cob, minus the kernels of course. May have originated in the deep south or on a rez near you.
Based on story of humans wiping with a corn cob, minus the kernels of course. May have originated in the deep south or on a rez near you.
by Spud__666 January 16, 2011

Man 1: Cobs on the last slice of pie!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Cobs! It means I claim that slice of pie.
Man 2: Dude, who uses that word anymore?!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Cobs! It means I claim that slice of pie.
Man 2: Dude, who uses that word anymore?!
by Deeshceel October 24, 2008

by Dewey Oxner April 1, 2008

"If they were hungry they would do this." "No if you were hungry then you would do that. You're cobbing."
"Nobody pours milk before cereal" "No you don't pour milk before cereal. You're cobbing."
"Nobody pours milk before cereal" "No you don't pour milk before cereal. You're cobbing."
by Quip Logic February 2, 2015

by IanM September 14, 2003
