cob

The cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll. The word is possibly derived from the folk custom of wiping one's ass on corn husks or corn cobs, though it is uncommon to perform this operation with a cardboard cob.
My kid needed cardboard tubes for her school craft project, so we used the cobs from our toilet paper rolls.
by Mr. Weebitzy December 08, 2013
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Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.
Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.
by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006
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cob

A roll of Toilet Paper.

Based on story of humans wiping with a corn cob, minus the kernels of course. May have originated in the deep south or on a rez near you.
I'm going to the store to get some cobs!

I need a cob.
by Spud__666 January 16, 2011
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Cobs

1950-70's word for dibs
Man 1: Cobs on the last slice of pie!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Cobs! It means I claim that slice of pie.
Man 2: Dude, who uses that word anymore?!
by Deeshceel September 11, 2008
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Cobbing

To project one's own personality or way of thinking onto someone else.
"If they were hungry they would do this." "No if you were hungry then you would do that. You're cobbing."
"Nobody pours milk before cereal" "No you don't pour milk before cereal. You're cobbing."
by Quip Logic February 02, 2015
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Cobbing

Susan Hayne was seen cobbing Betsy onto a glass table
by Dewey Oxner April 01, 2008
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cob

Northern English slang for a bread roll (shaped similar to a cobble stone)
by IanM September 14, 2003
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