Cleetus

A highly-intelligent entity that resembles a cowboy and comes from an unknown place(possibly Texas). Usually spotted being overweight, wearing a cowboy hat and blue overalls and occasionally making jokes aboutFortnite and Epic Games. Some say this is a lost sibling of AlbertsStuff.

Fanboy: Oh man look it's Cleetus!!!
Fangirl: HOLY FUCK NO WAY

by Ennard The Cringy Roleplayer October 17, 2018

Cleehaned

The act of doing something extremely poorly or unathletically. Doing something completely wrong

"Wow Aaron you really cleehaned that ping-pong game"

by patgoldie February 16, 2017

cleeman

A slang word that means any derogative remark toward another (such as douche, asswipe, etc.).

Taken from the popular TV show Family Guy, episode 20, season 4.

Dude, that guy is such a cleeman, he thinks he's better than everyone else.

by Wehttam.Bassist February 26, 2008

Cleepa

Origintated in the best movie ever Pootie Tang, cleepa refers to a close friend, or someone of strong dislike. Also Pootie Tang's licence plate.

"Wassup my cleepa. Whats the plans for tonight?"

"I hate that girl. Shes such a cleepa"

by Cameron Foxxx January 18, 2008

Cleep

How the cool kids say Im sleep.

Person 1: Ayo you seen heard that new song? It's shit bro.

Person 2: Yo bitch what?? I'm cleep.

by Jacoolio November 16, 2019

cleetus

Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.

Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.

Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.

by tboy September 9, 2004

Cleep

The state between being dead and unconscious due to the presence of a humorous/awkward situation or occurance

"Bruh she said she don't give head, man I'm cleep"

"Yo when she wiped her make-up off, I was cleep!"

by YuunProductions June 23, 2020