coital clearance

Saying "sexy time is on" w/o using words.

In a bar...
girl : wink! wink!

dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!

by etomack`girl July 27, 2010

cosmic clearance

the government clearance that is above the president

The cosmic clearance was above what any President had due to public records law.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012

Clearance

1. Strange name.Given to special males who are lovely,generous,kind,funny, and mostly tolerant.

2. A name given to intelligent males

I couldn't believe he said his name was clearance

by heisclearance February 2, 2020

clearance shopper

Someone who is too broke to afford objects at regular prices. So they wait until it’s on clearance to buy.

“I got these shoes because they were on clearance.”
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.

by That_One_Novak February 25, 2021

Clearance

Going through a person close to a celebrity to get the permission of that celebrity to talk to them off the lot, and in public. Meant to protect the celebrity from inane small talk and discussions about colosomy bags.

Larry David failed to get clearance from Richard Lewis to talk to Richard’s close friend, Conan O’ Brien. Larry violated the “Clearance” rule when his chat with Conan as he walked his dog was unauthorized.

by Dr. X, Family Counselor March 24, 2024

clearancing

the act of shopping at retail stores with the sole purpose of finding items that have been greatly discounted by being put on clearance sale. Some buyers set clearly defined rules for clearancing, such as only buying items that are at least 50% - 75% off the original retail price. While not always the case, it's not uncommon for someone clearancing to buy items they don't really need, but will purchase because it is "such a great deal".

"You won't believe the great deal I found while clearancing today - a $30 purse for only $7.50!"

"I know I don't have a fish, but I just couldn't pass up the .25 cent fish food I found while clearancing today."

"My eBay store is filled with clothes I've picked while clearancing."

by brandiev December 27, 2008