cosmic clearance

the government clearance that is above the president

The cosmic clearance was above what any President had due to public records law.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

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Clearance

Going through a person close to a celebrity to get the permission of that celebrity to talk to them off the lot, and in public. Meant to protect the celebrity from inane small talk and discussions about colosomy bags.

Larry David failed to get clearance from Richard Lewis to talk to Richard’s close friend, Conan O’ Brien. Larry violated the “Clearance” rule when his chat with Conan as he walked his dog was unauthorized.

by Dr. X, Family Counselor March 24, 2024

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clearance shopper

Someone who is too broke to afford objects at regular prices. So they wait until it’s on clearance to buy.

“I got these shoes because they were on clearance.”
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.

by That_One_Novak February 25, 2021

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Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012

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