Claw Machine Addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until a Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters that you keep giving them.

Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

Claw Daddy

A Claw Daddy is a White Claw (No explanation needed), mixed with a Natty Daddy (An American-styled malt beer with an amazing taste that packs a punch). Not too different from a White House, which is a White Claw and an Ice House (America's first domestically brewed ice beer). These are two very classy drinks which are best served out of an un-sanitized beer bong, shared by ten of your closest friends.

Hey Keith, come join us! You don't need to have pants on to enjoy an ice cold Claw Daddy; don't worry... it'll only burn for a minute!

by clawdaddy2021 March 12, 2021

claw formation

a humorous yet upsetting defilement of military formation made famous by the "operation lion claws military simulation series" which is directly defined by its lack of organization or proper command, poor use of cover, and often deadly results for the squad utilizing it.

"sir, squad 3 is pinned under heavy fire."
"how far are they? can we provide support?"
"yes sir, their about a quarter mile north on the far side of the ridge."
"what kind of position are they holding?"
"sir, they have the high ground, half the squad is black and the enemy has angles."
"let me confirm this, you said they have high ground and the ENEMY has angles?"
"yes sir"
"claw formation?"
"yes sir"
"fuck 'em, tell squad 2 to collect them once the battles over."
"yes sir"

by southpaw286 January 19, 2009

Claw Job

When you hang your flaccid penis over a cat's head, the cat, believing it is a dangling toy, claws the tip of your penis until orgasm is achieved.

Clawjob can also be used in slang terms by saying Clawsdale.

Blaze: I just want Kesha to give me a softy right now.
Me: I want a fucking claw job right now. Trixy, get over here.

I was just trying to get ready for work this morning and I nutted everywhere because I got the greatest clawsdale of my life. Three swipes of the claw and I achieved nirvana.

by Knowvis May 29, 2010

claw-machine

A game often featured in arcades which moves a claw around a box in attempt to capture an item (most likely a stuffed-animal, ball, or small toy) and drop said item into a slot so that you can claim your prize and become a complete pimp on the playground. This game can be ridiculously hard at times, and the cause of difficulty may vary from the claw being too weak to you simply being completely uneducated in the ways of the claw. Play at your own risk, however, for poor results can, and will, lead to: deppresion, frustration, loss of quarters, anger, bullying from the pimp who won something, crying, and having your hopes and dreams crushed.

Timmy won three stuffies from the claw-machine, and is now a huge pimp.

by Ory Alexander Lanka July 20, 2014

claw clip

A clip that is used to hold hair in place that looks and grabs like a claw.

Where'd you buy that claw clip ? Your claw clip looks nice in your colored hair.

by Scriptlines October 27, 2019

claw machine

A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.

Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017