Clam Jam

When the vaginas of two women are stuck together after extreme lesbian sex

Jake: Dude did you hear that Samantha and Janice had a clam jam?
Peter: Dude No Way

by Prolope421 June 2, 2018

Clam jam

When you meet a girl and are sure your going to sleep with her but she stops you at the last minute.

“Bro did you get fucked last night?”

“Nah man I got clam jammed.”

“Fuck dude, maybe you’ll hit another time.”

by ToastyShakes January 18, 2023

Clam Jam

Clam Jam, slang for snail trail or vagina juice.

Take yo horny ass out my van bitch! You drippin clam jam errrywhere.

by Mega Hemroids February 29, 2024

clam jam

Menstrual blood that gloops out dark and thick

I was finger banging Wes’s mom at a swingers party and when I looked down at my hand I saw it was covered in her clam jam.

by Thom Walsh June 15, 2024

Clam-Jam

-noun, verb, clam jamming, clam jammed

1) noun.
A gathering that is predominantly female. The opposite of sausage fest.

2) noun. (clam-jammed)
A female cock block

Example 1: The Lilith Fair music festival is a giant clam-jam.

Example 2: I almost hooked up with that girl last night, but I got clam-jammed by her friend.

by Mestas October 7, 2011

Clam-Jam

(noun)the female equivalent of a Cock-Block; a person who interferes with a woman's chance of getting laid, lucky, or boned; generally the "ugly friend" or "previously rejected."
(verb) to block a female from getting sex.
also Clam-Jammy (adj) describing a person with nookie blocking qualities, who may pose a threat to other men-seeking women.

"Jane, you are a bitter Clam-Jam! That guy was incredibly hot, and now he's gone!"
"That Clam-Jam may be five-foot-ten, but I have the Kama Sutra memorized and he'll never know."
"I am going to Clam-Jam Samantha, because that nasty wench spilled my drink and flirted with my boyfriend."
"There is a very Clam-Jammy cougar leaning at the bar, and I'd like to cut off her stilettos with a nail file."

by Colleen E. January 12, 2008

clam-jam

event where there are far more ladies than men in attenendce: female equivalent of a sausagefest

dude , you gotta get down here ...it's a clam-jam!...wall to wall ladies.

by seanie_b September 16, 2012