chumkini

Making a bikini out of food on your own body and then inviting your dog to lick it off. Special attention needs to be paid to the sexual organs

SW thought his Aussie bird was really into him until he came home early one night and found her on the sofa with Fido feasting on her chumkini

by Henry Herbert the Second February 4, 2010

Chumkin

Someone dearest

Person1:Quick question..
If you had chance to nickname me, what would you call..
Person2: chumkin

by Bundleoftantrums July 17, 2018

cumpkin

A small square piece of cloth used by priviledged young men in Somerset to catch and clean-up semen.

"I took my cumpkin from my top pocket and proceeded to ejaculate into it, before discarding it out of the window"

by jimbobfruitbat December 24, 2009

clumpkin

clumpkin is when you dig up a deceased grandparent from a graveyard and give them head

where are you going? "oh I'm going to go give grandpa some clumpkin, want to come?"

by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

chumpkill

to kill someone significant in an offhanded, almost accidental or slapstick way with insulting ease, as though they were some nobody

The Star Wars universe is littered with chumpkills: Boba Fett, Darth Maul, Count Dooku, Jango Fett, every Jedi except Yoda and Obi-Wan in episode III.

by Just_DJ December 9, 2008

Chumpington

Derived from the word Chumpsky. A person who is such a chump that "Chump" would be warranted as part of their last name. Alternatively, a chumpington would be a higher level of chumpsky or a leader of chumps.

"Hey look, its Mr. Chumpington"
"That person is a Chumpington"
"What a Chumpington"

by chumpinghaterton February 26, 2009

chumpin'

1. verb: the act of being awkward in a funny or memorable way

2. adj: to be a chump; to be a generally awkward but funny person

"Dude! I think we just accidentally made a sex joke in front of your mom. "
"HAHAHA. We be chumpin'!"

by chumpophile October 27, 2009