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Cookie dough christening

When one puts cookie dough on another's stomach and eats or licks it off.
Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?
by Paul Redfern January 1, 2009
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born again christen

person who renounces the current lifestyle they are living and becomes a christen. commonly happens to people whom have several near death experiences with drugs. very scary thing when it happens because someone is was usually very cool and hip suddenly become brain washed worshiper of a mythical being. they will never listen to reason and rarely return to the dark side.
they were really cool 80's rockers until their best friend died from a heroin overdose. now the have repented and become born again christens.
by bigposerhead February 8, 2005
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Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.
We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.
by Blobbo May 31, 2013
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Dirty Christen

After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.
"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."
by Octobabe July 2, 2023
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The christening

When you climax as poop hits the toilet water creating a splash that touches your butthole.
Ethel gave me a blumpkin and I experienced the christening.
by Blessed_mother July 2, 2018
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Christen

A skinny ginger bitch. She got a white girl ass and curly pumpkin orange hair. She'd give up her friends to fit in with the main stream.
Christen is such a two face. She left us for the plastics again.
by flappytoe August 16, 2017
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Christen mingle

When you hook up with someone and it’s so boring and vanilla you feel like your going to fall asleep.
I fell in bed with this guy last night just to find out he’s a christen mingle, shit was vanilla as hell.
by Kyle’s mom September 16, 2022
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