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cairopractor

A muscles-and-bones surgeon from northern Egypt.
As achingly-and-strainingly difficult as it was to move the massive blocks of stone to build the Pyramids, I would imagine that all of the local cairopractors would have had a brisk business during that period.
by QuacksO January 13, 2022
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choiropractor

A physical-therapy doctor who manually aligns your windpipe and vocal chords for perfect singing-pitch and airflow control.
If da teenage delinquent who hadda "face da music" by listening to his horridly-off-key-voiced mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke had asked said female parent to go see a choiropractor first, perhaps her vocal rendition of said patriotic ballad might have been a bit more palatable for him to endure.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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columbia chiropracter

A guy who f**** every client he gets
The columbia chiropracter down the road is good with his hands.
by Idek? August 7, 2017
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chiropractice

What a medical student does when learning to manipulate limbs and joints. Often difficult to accomplish, because nobody wants to be a "guinea pig" and entrust his delicate tendons and ligaments to an eager-but-inexperienced "greenhorn".
My macho buddy wants to try cracking his friends' shoulders and necks for chiropractice... count me out!
by QuacksO October 13, 2014
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caropractor

A highly-skilled worker at an auto-body shop who specializes in performing front-end alignments, straightening out frames and panels, and generally aiding in restoring the correct positioning of bent/warped vehicle-parts.
Off-roading enthusiast: My 4X4 got kinda bent outta shape after doing the 100km Baja slalom, so I hadda take her to a caropractor to get her runnin' smooth and straight again.
by QuacksO August 11, 2018
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chiroprocter

A physical-therapy doctor who performs his body-manipulation procedures using only fingers and/or instruments inserted up your butt.
Da term "chiroprocter" can also refer to a physician who either claims dat your state of health --- or lack thereof --- requires extended periods of many different types of muscle/joint-manipulation ("You need treatment 'up da a**'!"), or runs up absurd medical costs (i.e., he really bills you "up da a** and back") over da course of said bodily wrenching and twisting sessions.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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chirocraptor

Noun - American English

(KY-ro-Crap-TER)

A really hard poo that pops your back
Man, I just bombed the bathroom, although after that extended CHIROCRAPTOR at least my lower- back feels better.
by Shithouse Riddler May 25, 2024
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