Water chestnut

N. - A term for the clitoris.
My research suggests that the slang term "water chestnut" for the clitoris has little to do its physical make up.
by Anna Kane June 06, 2009
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chestnut time

The reward from Zaop’s aeiou bot on discord, a chestnut and a menacing alarm clock. It’s chestnut time.
🌰⏰ it’s chestnut time!
by Sean🌰⏰ May 01, 2018
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chestnut jordans

The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.
"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"
by Smellllllly March 15, 2007
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Joey Chestnut

The #1 ranked competitive eater in the world!
Kicked Kobayashi's ass.
66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
Straight from 707!
Joey Chestnut is my hero!
by Cripple in da 651 April 07, 2008
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Chestnut Face

It is a term referring to a man who has a hot body, but has an ugly face. It is a play on words, implying the phrase "chest, not face", meaning his body is attractive, but not his face.

It is the male equivalent for the commonly used term "butter face" used to describe girls with attractive bodies and ugly faces. Both terms use a food word before the word "face", but sound like another word describing the looks of the person.
Michael Phelps has a nice body, but he is a total chestnut face. So is 'The Situation' from the show Jersey Shore.
by Iliveonearth October 08, 2010
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chestnut rodeo

When you get anally raped by a hispanic transexual.
Don't forget to bring some pepper spray when going out with Maria, you never know when a date will turn into a chestnut rodeo.
by twigburst February 11, 2011
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old chestnut

A clichéd lie.
A: The cheque is in the post.

B: Don't give me that old chestnut
by bucolicdictionary July 24, 2021
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