She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.

Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.

by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025

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Cheeze-It Dick

Someone who partakes in dick cheese pulls

"Dude, he's such a cheeze-it dick, I heard he got like 45 feet once!

by PurpHazey07 April 4, 2026

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DIRTY FROM THE CHEEZE

SOME ONE WHO GOES ON A BINGE OF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.

IS RON STILL DOING THAT SHIT?
MAN, THAT BROTHER IS DIRTY FROM THE CHEEZE

by ED "MOFO" RO August 23, 2011

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The crusty or solid formation of furmunda on the head of the penis. Furmunda is normally found in a liquid or slime state, but can develop into head cheeze especially after prolonged periods of sexual encounters with poor hygiene following. Head cheeze can be found anywhere on the head of the uncircumcized penis or in the fleshy folds at the base of the head of the circumcized penis.

Dude, take a shower. I can smell your nasty head cheeze from here.

by centaurokc March 4, 2006

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