cheddar

Used in rural North Devon (South West England) to describe someones penis that is wider than is is long.
If you happen to be in this predicament - i.e. have a cheddar then your sex life is unlikely to be anything other than non existant

Clive - I heard that guys got a cheddar
Geoff - I know i saw it with my own eyes, i offered to give him a blow job, and to be fair it was pretty savage.
Clive - Yeah I can imagine, sounds fucked right up

by Clive and Geoff May 22, 2006

Cheddar

The cops. Fuzz. 5-0.

"Oh shit, the CHEDS!"

"Slow down, the chedda's are lurking."

"Cheddar, RUN!."

by Beanbucket123 April 28, 2010

cheddar

a smoothly paved road, great for any type of skating

dude that hills so cheddar

by thirdlegjohnson July 11, 2011

Cheddar

To cheddar someone is to inflict a large amount of pain upon someone for no good reason.
The Cheddaring involves a Pile on Of 3 of more people on the victim, Pens may be included.

Unlucky Gosling....he fell foul to the MEGA cheddar....worst cheddar yet!

In the Event of a Cheddaring there must be.... The Chedderers 'chedley crew'
The Victims ( red ted, Mil )




Chedder...Copywrited by Chedley Crew/

by Chedda Victim May 13, 2005

cheddar

Cute singer of 2 Term Nightmare. Can be spotted at home, due to current house arrest. See also Axl Rose.

Cheddar wails like a banshee, but complains about shit like he's Axl fucking Rose.

by 2TNfan July 30, 2008

Cheddar

Cash

I’m glad the voters passed the MMJ law. Now I just hope we can keep the rats at the capital from eating all the cheddar.

by Devvil Gee August 6, 2018

Cheddar

A furry pig and a fluffy boi

Holt- Your not Cheddar your just some common birch

by LollyC June 9, 2020