Like a pool of cantaloupes

A very aggressive and bad phrase used to describe a not so good time or moment. It comes in many different sayings depending where you're at, other ways to put it are "like a tidal wave of cantaloupe", "an ocean of cantaloupe", "a stream of cantaloupe", and many more. Most commonly this phrase is used to describe an event and how you felt towards it, but it can also be managed to describe your overall mood in general.

The anti of this is "like a pool of melons", which is used to describe a good time or vibe. Both are commonly used in the same context, but feel free to get creative with your melon and cantaloupe water phrases!

The origins of this phrase are unknown, but it's rumored to have appeared in a small town when a man very upset at another ruined a stream by pouring a bunch of cantaloupes in it. This act of anger is what gave this phrase its negative nature and meaning. Most people prefer to stay on the melon side of things due to the more positive point of view, but it's okay to feel a bit of a cantaloupe stream every now and again too.
Person 1: Man, life has been like a pool of cantaloupes lately.
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that dude, I hope you get a rainfall of melons in your future.
Person 1: Thanks, man.
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
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cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.
Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.
by Clifford Skridlow February 01, 2016
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brave cantaloupe

when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss
Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny
by ineedcodies August 11, 2022
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dirty cantaloupe

When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.
by Avery St. John August 07, 2022
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cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy
by 1Shot Duke November 30, 2024
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jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
by awesome town September 17, 2011
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