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Candide

Please be candide.

OMG! That girl is soo cadide, we won't talk to me.
by golden_peanut November 26, 2009
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catitude

one who places food around genitals to get there feline friend to eat it off.
my grandmother lives with three cats and is divorced. she's a hard core bitch so she has catitude's to mellow out......nasty bitch.
by dicknavis165 April 13, 2008
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catitude

one who places food around genitals to get there feline friend to eat it off.
my grandmother lives with three cats and is divorced. she's a hard core bitch so she has catitude's to mellow out......nasty bitch.
by dicknavis165 April 13, 2008
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Banditude

a musician/band member's bad attitude = Banditude.
Things were going great with the band until the banditude kicked in
by K.Mandall April 13, 2011
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Randitude

A person who initiated an event but decided not to participate in the last second. This person possesses the bad attitude of coming as and when he wants or likes.
This is a really bad randitude. Please don't be so irresponsible. Sooner or later no one will ask you out anymore!
by Krakan June 22, 2016
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Cuntitude

The art of being a cunt has nothing to do with vaginas.
His cuntitude is of the highest order, he takes no prisoners.
by sephboi July 19, 2018
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Candide, n.

Pronunciation: can-DEET (similiar to "yeet")
Frequency (in current use): 1/10
Origin: French
Etymons: candid, adj; candidacy, n

1) The eponymous character of "Candide ou l'optimisme" by Voltaire, an optimistic man who repeatedly claims that we "live in the best of all possible worlds" and that "we must cultivate our garden". The book is philosophical, but ultimately a satire (so there's also a lady who lost one of her two buttcheeks because she ate it in it) and was banned because it was too controversial.

2) Born this very minute 23 years ago, Austro-German singer-songwriter, stylist, fashion icon and social media influencer Candide is known for her profound exploration of both the human psyche and eros through art and research. Popular because of her kindness and willingness to reach out and deep into other people, she has been known to hear people's life stories a mere five minutes after meeting them and uses these insights to fuel her art and understanding of the world. An amazing friend and wonderful person, according to those who know her, she continues onwards on her path towards beauty in a complex world.
The word Candide, n. means being defined by aesthetics, love and passion - a modern-day Venus.
by Sciolet August 26, 2018
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