smelly campfire

It is the act of having intercourse with someone doggy style. When finished, you ejaculate on their back, then without them knowing, you take a shit on their back. The theory is shit tends to look like a log, and your partner's body should still be hot from the sex so it should heat up the shit log on their back.

I finished fucking this hoebag, but before I snuck out i set up a smelly campfire.

by d999w January 4, 2010

Happy Campfire

A gay, flaming faggot. Happy means gay, as everyone knows, and a campfire is a bundle of sticks, otherwise known as a faggot, on fire. Invented and used by AssassinParadise.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that guy annoying that little kid?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man. What a Happy Campfire!"

Guy 1: "What?!?"

by mehmehson29 July 30, 2012

Hell's Campfire

When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.

Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"

by xHilarious iFunny November 16, 2014

campfire circle-jerk

A campfire circle-jerk is when a bunch of guys jack off together and have cumgasms around a campfire.

When a bunch of us cadets go camping, we all enjoy a good campfire circle-jerk!

by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

Campfire

Male masturbation where the penis is placed between the palms of the hands, and the hands are rubbed together over the penis like they are being warmed in a campfire.

As Johnny was warming his hands at the campfire, he realized he couldn't wait to get to his tent to try it on his dick.

by Battery 37 January 24, 2011

Campfire Ninja

Term for a homosexual who is still in the closet; a male or female who is secretly homosexual. "Campfire" referencing the individual being flaming, and "Ninja" in reference to being stealthy. Most often used to describe someone who is obviously gay but does not admit to it.

Dwight? Oh yeah, he's a real campfire ninja.

by 5Bones July 26, 2010

campfire waffle

When you combined chocolate bars, marshmallows and graham crackers after warming over the campfire.

You know what this bonfire is missing, campfire waffles.

s'more

by teamklip2 July 1, 2017