Camo Water

When you leave a cold water in a warm vehicle, resulting in your water to be mixed warm and cold.

“Hey man you got any cold water?”

“It was cold, but now it’s probably Camo Water by now”

by CumminsMafia October 3, 2021

camo-turd

A shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly turd. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.

Fella: "Yo, G-Dawg, I think I just joined the armed forces!"

G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"

Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"

G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012

camo jizz

v. to ejaculate on your hand and then smear your jizz all over your face like war paint.

morgan flicked her bean and camo jizzed her self.

by j jesus July 26, 2006

Camo Vest

during the sexual act of reverse cowgirl/cowboy, the partner which is on top excretes diarhea on the bottom partners chest...giving the bottom partner a "Camo Vest ". This is a common occurrence when large quantities ofhard liquor is involved...

"Dude, Tanya totally gave me a Camo Vest last night... "
"What did you do, dude?"
"I posted it all over facebook...after I took a shower."

OR

"I heard that Jeff Camo Vested all on his boyfriends chest!"

OR

"Don't get too drunk, sweetheart... I'd hate to wear a Camo Vest because you can't hold your whiskey !"

by Megan F'n Shiver October 18, 2011

camo bundle

A large assortment of layered shirts either worn by a young tomboy, teen with gynocemastia, or FtM in an attempt to hide their developing breasts.

Usually worn when sports bras don't do the job-or are too uncomfortable-and they can't afford other alternatives. Unfortunately, this usually makes the wearer look incredibly sloppy.

Example 1: Erica's little sister started to wear a camo bundle every day ever since she became a preteen.

Example 2: Since Sam was only 13, he couldn't possibly afford a proper chest binder, so he used a camo bundle to hide his chest.

by Dr. Sigh September 21, 2016

camo season

An excuse to wear some ugly ass camo sweatsuits.
Also used to show how little fucks a person can give.

(it's especially effective if you yell it in a Scottish accent)

Calvin gives no fucks when y'all make fun of him cause he knows IT'S CAMO SEASONNNNN!!
Is it camo season yet?
Adam's girlfriend does not approve of his camo season outfits.

camo no fucks

by Ts4eves August 10, 2016

camo dick

When your dick is camouflaged with its surroundings as tho it was in hiding

Where has that camo dick gone

by Big dick69666 August 11, 2017