Cael

Cael is handsome and has a big shlong. Cael has insane rizz and gets big booty snow bunnies

Cael is a handsome boy

by ggladhjskdkshhsd April 18, 2023

Cael

an absolute man whore. has 1000 snap bitches, but is probably smart af.

“Omg, you should go hit up that guy over there!”
“Nah, he’s such a Cael.”

by ur fav biatch October 24, 2022

Cael

One sexy beast. Will invite you to his hot tub so he can force you to draw a portrait of himself.

Nuclear reactors? Nah, Cael.

by Benny_boo December 17, 2022

Cael

Cael is a cool dude. He is a little empty in the head sometimes. He always gives pineapples. Cael always threatens to fight me. He is also the rizzered of oz (but gets no bitches, only men). Cael is the hottest men on earth with 5 tiles to his name. He likes paper clothes and weed lots.

person 1 "hey is that cael!"
person 2 "yeah, I'm gonna go buy some weed off of him"

by hehhehe viv is awesome April 17, 2023

Cael

The absolute opposite of a chad

OMG imagine being a cael

by Dam u mf March 13, 2023

Cael

the unfunniest person alive, once in a while he will tell a good joke but the absolute HORRID ones he says will never be lived down

Person 1: what to you call the flintstones if they're black?
Cael: uh... fentstones?

by exceptionally fluffy bird July 29, 2025

Cael

Cael is the HOTTEST guy you will ever meet. He is really nice to everyone he meets and nobody dislikes him. Most Caels are tall, but there are some short kings named cael out there. ( the short Caels are always the best ones) Cael is usually blonde with blue or green eyes and has an incredible fashion sense. not to mention his HUGE shlong. bros packing a whole 12-inch subway in there

Girl 1: no way, is that Cael over there!?!?!?
Girl 2: YEAH, omg I think it is!!
Girl 1: I've always wanted to talk to him, but I feel like he won't like me.
Girl 2: Don't worry, Cael is always nice to everyone he meets!

by bigguy69420 June 10, 2022