clagnut 

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

clagnut by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

clag 

Brand of Australian glue, often used in a sentence to describe something that has become stuck or stopped up.

My Computer has clagged up 'cos I'm running too much stuff

clag by erin day May 30, 2005

clags 

cunts + slags = clags

Look at those girls over there, they're all a bunch of fucking clags!

clags by Aron :D November 26, 2007

clag 

a mix of the words "cunt" and "slag" = clag. it can be used as a joke towards friends or siblings, but if used in a serious context it would most likely come off weird.

person 1: "shut up, you clag"
person 2: "you're the clag!"

clag by stantwice555 December 4, 2022

Clag Parsona 

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.

Dude why are you acting like a clag

Clag Parsona by John March 2, 2005

Clag 

Clag is the a northern word used in place of punch and hit. is used generally after alcohol consumption and usually when in the wrong!

He is such a cheeky fucker he is, am gonna have to clag him if he doesn't watch his gob, like!

Clag by John Christal December 9, 2008

Clagjammer

A Clagjammer is a man/ladyboy who dresses in womens clothing under bridges in their local towns or citys.

"My dad is such a clagjammer i saw him dressing in girls clothes under the bridge"

Clagjammer by petey January 11, 2005