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Czarek/Cezary

Really cool little guy

he's always lookin good and has to have curly hair and a gray beard but only a small one
he must be twelve years young even if he's fr seventeen years aged

always loves lego and cars

a literal petrol head
cleverclogs innit fam

shpeewkolot
fr brup

hot asf as u do
omg wat a hottie he must be czarek

omg he got 100% in all his lessons it must be cezary lolsies

czarek/cezary
by intercomman February 2, 2022
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Chip-Czar

King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.

A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.
"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)
by Confuseus January 25, 2014
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Czarjunkie

Originally derived from the russian word for somebody who pleasures their anus with a wooden spoon. But more commonly used now for any facination with anal pleasureing with any kind of kitchen utensil.

The most recent case being an un named man from Leeds UK. Who was caught in the kitchenware department of a local store attempting to insert a Kenwood Chef Food processor into his back passage. This was only discovered when store staff follewed a trail of extension leads into the carpark where the man was found writhing pleasure whist trying to have sexual intercourse with the exhaust pipe of a 1993 ford mondeo.
See that dude over there. He just stuck a cheese grater up his bottom, Bet he's a Czarjunkie.. PCworld Staff.. 1999
by D. F. Deviant July 21, 2008
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Czargasm

Noun The gasm to end all gasms - the ultimate gasm.
"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One... I have reached czargasm, the Shatterer of gasms."
by Uncle Augie April 20, 2009
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Czareene

Someone who is caring, loving, and the absolute friend there is. Someone who'd stick up for their friend no matter what circumstances. Someone who can make your day from crappy to the best you have ever had. Someone who is beautiful, but can be stubborn and idiotic at times. Friendships with a Czareene lasts forever. Meeting one, can make you believe you have met the most caring person ever.
She is such a Czareene.
by JeiWu December 27, 2009
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czartender

A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties.
"Dude you were up there for twenty minutes!" "I know, she's a total czartender."
by Skyfood April 5, 2009
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Czarina

Czarina, meaning an empress or a female ruler, she is strong, witty, smart, understanding, hardworker and cute.
Czarina’s are the definition of someone loyal and someone that would never dare to replace since once become dear to her heart she would love you with all of her heart, someone you could always open up to, vent to and cave in..

Czarinas are friendly and open to all opportunities that arises and is eager to learn, unfold and explore the world with you! They could sometimes be shy and stubborn but deep inside they love you very deeply and would take care of you more than anything else, as if you were her own world, so don’t you dare to hurt her and love her with all of her heart since she gives everything she has. She is a strong and responsible woman and someone who could lift you up even by just looking at her eyes as she is one of the most beautiful and gorgeous sight you could have ever see.
Czarina is always charming in a billion of ways, and she lights up the world like there is nobody but her in your life.
Her smiles grants the broken pasts and the decades more to come to brighten it up and fix those broken feelings because being with her clears every bad thoughts in your mind.

She is not afraid to take each steps with you risks and hardships are nothing to her as she loves you with all of her strength she is everything you could ever want.. her eyes could bring up millions of butterflies in your stomach as if she is your home and all the comfort you could ever get when your down she would always lift you up. She is insecure about herself but you need to show her how much she truly means to you.

Only if I could give her my eyes then she would know how cute and pretty she is, and give her all of me, my heart and soul and vow to protect and always be there for her and wait as many years as the stars in the night sky drifts away from the moon, but to me no matter what time and place it is my love for her grows stronger and closer everyday and I have faith in what I see.. and faith is you without you I am hopeless, empty and lost within the world we was bound to create is now half built along with all the precious memories and gift and happiness you’ve brought upon me ever since you came into my life would disappear.. I can’t let that happen so you better not lose your Czarina too no matter what happen, cause I won’t.

I love you Czarina my Empress <3 > J
by Naji Paisen March 18, 2022
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