buttsmear

the stain left in your underpants after defacating in them.

I crapped my pants and left a huge buttsmear.

by Caitlin Dorrance January 7, 2005

Butties

two gay men who have a thing for eachother

Reuben can't wait to jump into the sack with his butties tonight.

by awesomesauce415 October 21, 2010

hammie buttie

slang term for lesbian lovers.

Karen and Brandi are Hammie Butties.

by anonymous source March 6, 2005

buttie

Friends with benefits whom often engage in anal sex with each other.

Q: "So are you two dating now?"

A: "No, we're just butties."

by Joe Blow 97 April 22, 2008

tin lally buttie

A sandwich made with condensed milk which tastes better than a jam sandwich
jam butty

Tin lally buttie's will rot your teeth but taste so good

by Wawa Walton March 5, 2008

Buttimous Craximous

A term used to describe a butt crack.

Pull up your pants! Your buttimous Craximous is showing!

by Janster August 6, 2013

Buttometer

Intuition by some who can identify one by their derrière.

My buttometer tells me that's the perp.

by PineappleJuice April 3, 2015