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Buttlickers

The word that got Peter Griffin into the spelling-bee because his 3rd grade teacher was impressed by the fact he spelt a 3 syllable word even though he didn't do his homework.
"Homework is for buttlickers"
by Drift_91 December 1, 2009
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Buttlicka

Someone who licks the anus of another. Or a person of such low credit to the human race their only conceivable purpose on earth is to lick ass.
The only human being on earth who takes Mick seriously, is Mick. What a buttlicka !
by Jewboy Dave March 22, 2008
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Buttock Idiot

A squint eyed fool that thinks he's a musician and an artist but isn't either of those things
Father: Did you enjoy that music?

Son: No, he's a buttock idiot
by skydivingasswolf August 29, 2022
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deceased buttocks

Deceased buttocks is slang for “seriously.” That is, no kidding, for real, we’re deceased buttocks not lying to you.

Note that it’s often used in more professional settings rather than the similar slang “deadass”
by Rushuponme March 22, 2023
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Phillips Head Buttcrack

With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?

Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?

Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
by Jeffgoldblum37 March 10, 2022
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buttockracy

n. A system of government in which the voters continue to elect representatives who do all their thinking with their posteriors.
"In the last 10 years, this country has become more and more a buttockracy."
by KirbyP March 23, 2006
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Suckin Buttcock

An act of sexual congress engaged by sluts who want a taste of the candy bar right after it has exited the rectum while it is still warm with flavor.
Damn that girl be suckin buttcock, as soon as you pull it out i am putting it in my mouth i love suckin buttcock.
by rediculouse z-train May 2, 2010
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