Bustin' Cervix

Having a long enough penis that you impact the cervix during intercourse.

I'm hung so well I'm bustin' cervix every time I fuck a bitch

by MFn Connery July 23, 2012

What's bustin'

1. An extremely aggressive greeting that has completely replaced "Hello" or "How are you" and is best used in a casual setting. For full effect, best delivered while incredibly intoxicated and delivered at full volume 2 inches from the recipient's face.

2. A statement of affirmation or approval.

1. Dude #1: *opens door into party with great force*"WHAT'S BUSTIN'?"

Dude #2: "Doing well man, thanks for asking! What's bustin' with you?"

2. Dude #1: "I just ended the year with a 4.0 GPA!"

Dude #2: "CONGRATS MAN! THAT'S WHAT'S BUSTIN'!"

by Green Acres June 17, 2018

Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

by Meatfish January 17, 2014

bustron

A mix between bust and voltron. A person (typically in sports) who is built to underperform, not only during critical moments but all of the time.

Alex Rodriguez really is a bustron during postseason play.

Jamarcus Russel is the Ultimate bustron.

by infideldrick October 18, 2010

Busting a Nut Laughing

A term used when you are laughing insanely hard. Similar to laughing your ass off, you are busting a nut, because you are laughing so hard at a persons joke.

Jeff: "Damn, look at her camel toe gobble up those tights!! Hahahahah"
Carlos: "Oh my god! I am busting a nut laughing right now!!"

by Alex22uc August 16, 2012

LAN Button

A legendary virtual device that often appears on our desktops, and very likely related to the functioning of obscure network activities. Its appearance is still unknown, but according to the fellow Humper dingo_d, the LAN Button can assume the likeness of a normal and yet mysterious icon..

"I mean sometimes it's on, and sometimes I have to push the LAN button on my desktop, and then (when I have to turn the network on) it takes about 10 sec..." - dingo_d (NFOHump) -

by ixigia:face: December 28, 2010

Busting a Mighty Fat Nut

v. Ejaculating in a satisfying or otherwise noteworthy manner, especially if an unusually high volume of semen was produced. If the nut was busted under embarrassing and/or hilarious circumstances, chances are it was a mighty fat nut.

I was jerking off in my room, and right as I was about to finish my mom called me down for dinner, and I yelled "coming!", then started laughing really hard at the double-entendre, but the laughter made me double over and I ended up busting a mighty fat nut all over my brand-new polo shirt.

by The Splartmeister January 7, 2017