Butterfuck

Somebody who is either a complete dumbass, or someone who uses butter as lube.

Person A: 2+2=22
Person B: You are a complete butterfuck

by Wrath of Reddit October 16, 2017

Blusterfuck

A disaster caused by the reckless bluster of one person or a group supposedly in command of a situation.

« All the posturing and machonachos was proven empty by the blusterfuck that followed. |

by Fray Monkini July 5, 2009

Blusterfuck

A joining of the terms 'blogosphere' and 'clusterfuck', a blusterfuck is a fevered avalanche of blogosphere activity, usually in response to a big news story. As the number of stories multiply, bloggers increasingly engage in bluster and attempts to outdo each other in their analyses.

Wow, Microsoft's recent announcement has caused a total blusterfuck.

by Navneet Alang February 1, 2008

butterfuck

to fuck somebody ugly in the ass with a stick of butter

dude im so drunk i'd butterfuck that fat dyke.

by rockin weasle June 8, 2007

Butterpuck

A hockey player who continuously fans on shots or loses control of the puck. Comparable to butterfingers

Marc-Andre Bergeron

"Wow, look at that butterpuck! He totally just lost control of the puck for no reason!"

by littleone22 November 6, 2007

lusterfuck

When a casual hook up becomes questionable because of a possibility of feelings being formed for the other or rather just lack of communication of what the other wants or is looking for, besides sex

I'm in a total lusterfuck. Like he asked me out to a concert and we hooked up a few times but he doesn't talk to me much and I don't know if he likes me or not

by XXyeah_it's_meXX December 2, 2014

musterfucked

When you use mustard as lube because there's nothing else and her snatch is as dry as the desert.

Steve: Bro how'd it go last night with Kim? Bob: It was ok till I ran out of lube and her baby maker was so dry I could soak El Niño with it, and had to musterfuck her.
Steve: Oh you musterfucked her? You nasty as hell.

by Poonj March 19, 2016