Burnley alka seltzer

When one is feeling particularly under the weather, hungover, tired etc the perfect solution is the Burnley alka seltzer.

This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.

For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.

Friend "Mate I'm hungover as fuck right now."
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"

You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"

by Lex Kidderminster October 15, 2023

Burnley

Burnley is a town full of backwards retards all uniployd hillbilly’s they are all still blasting DJ cammy and they all shag sheep finger there mums and there is one person in particular called Jake faith field who got away with rape coz the police thought he was backwards he walks around like a scruff he doesn’t wash his clothes.

He called he joint a biff like he is a road man but really he is scared of 17 yr old kids what a pussyhole

Burnley is a shit hole

by Mackeyisgay June 14, 2020

Burnley

Place that can only be described as a heaven or paradise

Person: this place is like Burnley

by OutYeti February 12, 2021

Burnee

When someone says your a burnee , it means that you have multiple backgrounds from all different countries, and you are "lit", and "fun".

John: Yo, Did you see that gyal Keke at the party?
Bob: Ya ya, shes bare burnee.

by ThatJamaicanBaddieEL July 12, 2018

BURNEE

One who is Burned By the BURNER. Thereby Making them the BURNEE.

Hey what happened to that dude over there ? look he's all scared and gross and disfigured and stuff !
OH You mean BURNEE ? Yeah was hangin' with richard pryor one night and well things kinda .......................................

by Alien puppet August 6, 2018

Burnley

A football team in the Premier league who plays for draws and everyone fcking hates them. They always seem to stay up due to draws but in reality are the most annoying team in the Prem and always think they're the best.

John - "Hey who do you support
Michael -" I support Burnley "

John -" You mean draw fc?. Goodbye *walks off and k*lls Michael*

by Scar44 November 7, 2020

Burnley

A shithole full of inbred smack heads who will have 6 or more fingers on one hand. (6 at least and can be more). The same goes for their toes.

As well as the people ( not really classified as people ) Burnley is full of shit. There is a football club there that can’t play and get battered everywhere they go.

Drugs are legal in Burnley as everyone needs them to live as they are completely addicted.

Ryan moorhouse: have you ever been to Burnley?
Daniel holt: no wouldn’t be alive

by UnseenRat April 21, 2022