by mandingz February 25, 2015
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1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.
2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.
2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.
(1.)Jon: Why is my MLG(Major League Gaming) video taking so long to download?
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.
(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.
(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.
by thePsychoAssassin November 20, 2009
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michelle has talked way more bullshit than the usual suspects, so i'll crown her bullshitter of the week.
oh wait.. can you smell something? ohhh think that might be bullshit, coming from bullshitter of the week.
oh wait.. can you smell something? ohhh think that might be bullshit, coming from bullshitter of the week.
by gayul March 1, 2009
Get the bullshitter of the week mug.Boy: I love you forever, I always have.
Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.
Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.
Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.
Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.
Girl: ya, I love you too.
A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.
Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.
Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.
Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.
Girl: ya, I love you too.
A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
by With Love chris June 29, 2016
Get the professional bullshitter mug.A Trent University student who spends most of their time outside the Bata steps talking about things that they pretend to feel, dreams they won't chase, and hoping that staying in school will never allow them to confront their failure to chase their dreams head on.
T: I really want to have my own place, go to grad school, and really live for myself. It's all other peoples' fault that I can't accomplish these things.
N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.
Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today
N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.
Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today
by camdamily October 15, 2008
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