Bulge Misinterpretation

When someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the penis in it. Usually, bulge misinterpretation (or BMI) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.

"I met him in the swimming pool, and I really thought he was packing, but turns out I made quite the bulge misinterpretation! I was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie."

"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."

Bulge Misinterpretation by De laatste cynicus June 14, 2016

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Bulge-nub

THE politest word to use of the most evil people.

That librarian is such a bulge-nub!!

Bulge-nub by Jack Bonder August 27, 2007

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bulge boys

the most advanced and sophisticated collective of fine chipper chaps, the most bulging, bulbus boys who have graced the earth

"those fine gentlemen are members of the bulge boys"
"zayum! i can see their bulges from here"

bulge boys by Tahil ashlando November 17, 2022

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bulge beast

A bulge beast or bulge daddy is someone that has immense skill in mantling hard rock problems. Often times shirtless and usually found hanging out near naked hot springs or on a bicycle.

Dude, did you see that guy send that 5.15 ? He's a total bulge beast 🥵

bulge beast by Wetdog21 March 31, 2023