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Bulge Misinterpretation

When someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the penis in it. Usually, bulge misinterpretation (or BMI) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.
"I met him in the swimming pool, and I really thought he was packing, but turns out I made quite the bulge misinterpretation! I was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie."

"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."
by De laatste cynicus June 14, 2016
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Bulge-nub

THE politest word to use of the most evil people.
That librarian is such a bulge-nub!!
by Jack Bonder August 27, 2007
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bulge boys

the most advanced and sophisticated collective of fine chipper chaps, the most bulging, bulbus boys who have graced the earth
"those fine gentlemen are members of the bulge boys"
"zayum! i can see their bulges from here"
by Tahil ashlando November 17, 2022
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bulge beast

A bulge beast or bulge daddy is someone that has immense skill in mantling hard rock problems. Often times shirtless and usually found hanging out near naked hot springs or on a bicycle.
Dude, did you see that guy send that 5.15 ? He's a total bulge beast 🥵
by Wetdog21 March 31, 2023
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Bulge watching

The literal form of cock watching. When someone who you assumed to be straight is caught looking at some meat.
“Nah I know your ass ain’t bulge watching right now
by Ben_420 March 31, 2024
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Bulge Maxing

The act of wearing extremely tight clothing in order to expose the bulge of your penis
"Hey! That guy is obviously bulge maxing, take a look"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"
by Goonforce June 5, 2024
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dick bulge

When you have too much dick and lack of space in your pants so a lump is formed
Girl: He has a huge Dick Bulge
Guy: His pants are to small
by Yolo Boo December 9, 2013
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